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Holy Shit You're Old

Holy Shit You're Old

$20.95
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Introducing the Holy Shit, You're Old! candle - the perfect gift for anyone feeling a little, well, old. This candle is expertly crafted with a delicious and indulgent scent of cake, designed to help you celebrate all the amazing things you've accomplished in your lifetime.

But let's be real, getting older isn't all bad. It's the perfect time to reflect on all your accomplishments and embrace the person you've become. And what better way to do that than with the sweet, comforting aroma of cake? Light up this candle, sit back, and let the indulgent scent transport you to a place of sweet, sweet indulgence. You've earned it!

So why wait? Get your hands on the Holy Shit, You're Old! candle and give yourself (or a friend) the gift of relaxation and a good laugh. Embrace your age and all the wisdom that comes with it - and don't forget to indulge in a little cake while you're at it.

Scent notes: Buttercream, Sugar, Cream, Honey, Vanilla
9oz. Coconut Apricot wax blend Candle

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Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

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